Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Robert Pattinson Hates ‘Twilight’ More Than You Ever Will [VIDEO]
Much like the majority of the population over the age of 14, Robert Pattinson has always been very vocal about how he thinks the 'Twilight Saga' is an awful, awful mess of a series, even moreso as the movies wound down to their (thankfully) inevitable conclusion.
And now we have irrevocable video proof of such.
Taylor Swift + Harry Styles Are Dating, Homicidal Fans Be Damned
We're about ready to market 'Team Taylor Swift Needs to Learn to Live Without a Man' shirts as the relationship-doomed star is rumored to already be off the market after her most recent split with Conor Kennedy.
And who's the lucky album subject guy this time? One Direction singer Harry Styles.
Chris Brown Is a Model Now. No, Really.
It's now apparent that trying to book 'America's Next Top Model' winners isn't the only herculean task with which Wilhelmina Models is saddled. But this time around, they brought the pain upon themselves -- because they've signed Chris Brown.
Yes, as a model.
StarDust: Tommy Lee Jones Wants a Paycheck and For You To Get Off His Lawn + More
- Tommy Lee Jones is the grumpiest interviewee ever and we love him for it.
Today in Lindsay Lohan: She’s a Mess to Work With and Her Parents Made Her That Way
Lindsay Lohan is a hard person to work with and she pretends her mother is doing coke and oh by the way she has a new sister.
In other words, it's just another day in the tabloids for Hollywood's most infamously troubled ginger.
Angelina Jolie + Brad Pitt’s Children Are as Perfect as They Are
Despite claims that Brangelina's offspring are a bunch of ill-behaved bratlings, seems they showed off to British locals just how well behaved they really are when Angelina Jolie and her six children recently dropped off their handwritten letters to Santa in Kent, England.
Justin Bieber Hopes to Annoy Selena Gomez Right Back Into His Arms
Justin Bieber is having trouble coming to terms with his recent split from Selena Gomez, who loved him way back when he was the poster child for butch women everywhere.
Despite the breakup, Bieber has supposedly been texting Gomez constantly in a desperate bid to win her back. Because nothing says love like not letting the object of your affection have a single moment of peace.
Lindsay Lohan Cameos on ‘Jimmy Fallon’ as Barbara Walters Likely Plots Her Demise [VIDEO]
She might be too busy to do a real interview with Barbara Walters, but Lindsay Lohan has all the time in the world to show up on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon' and give unsuspecting audience members make-overs.
Jon Bon Jovi’s Daughter Stephanie Arrested After Possible Heroin Overdose [UPDATED]
Stephanie Rose Bongiovi, the 19-year-old daughter of Jon Bon Jovi, was arrested at Hamilton College in upstate New York on Wednesday morning after an alleged heroin overdose.
Like the Rest of Us, Selena Gomez Is ‘Repulsed’ by Miley Cyrus
As Beliebers everywhere continue to celebrate the break-up of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber with ritual dances to their various gods, news is trickling out about their first ever split over another girl.
No, it's not a Victoria Secret model who caused this one. It was supposedly Miley Cyrus.
Lindsay Lohan Angers Barbara Walters. You Won’t Like Her When She’s Angry. [VIDEO]
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Is Barbara Walters gonna hafta cuttabitch? In her genteel way, maybe. Let's just hope there are pictures.
The journalist discussed perpetual mess Lindsay Lohan with her 'The View' co-hosts, mentioning that Lohan backed out of a '20/20' interview only to agree to a Q&A with Jay Leno instead -- and Walters is none too pleased about it.
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Lindsay Lohan Calls Off Her Interview With Barbara Walters
Lindsay Lohan will sadly not be amusing us via a one-on-one interview with ABC's Barbara Walters as planned, because for some reason all the network wants to talk about is how much of a trainwreck LiLo is.
UNPOSSIBLE.