Texas Senator Gets Roasted for His Easter Brisket That Disgusts Texans
We have some damn good brisket in the State of Texas. However, it's not coming from this Senator's house.
Is Senator Cornyn Trolling Us at This Point?
John Cornyn has been a big part of Texas politics for several decades. He has been a district judge, a member of the Texas Supreme Court, and Texas Attorney General. His current job is representing Texas in the United State Senate. No matter what policies Senator Cornyn puts in place, nothing gets Texans more angry at him than his holiday brisket. We first learned about his back in 2020 during Christmas.
Senator Cornyn's 2024 Easter Brisket
Many have been hoping Senator Cornyn got some friendly tips from the last time he posted his brisket. As with most politicians, John Cornyn is stubborn and going to keep doing his brisket like he has this whole time. This looks almost identical to one from Christmas a few years ago. This has lead to Republicans and Democrats all coming together to roast the Senator.
Best Reactions to Senator Cornyn's Brisket
It just goes on and on from this point. To our lovely Senator who has spent time all over the great state of Texas. I encourage you to throw whatever recipe you're using for brisket in the trash. I am sure some Texan would be honored to come to your place and show you how to properly prepare a brisket for your next holiday. This abomination should never see the light of day again. Stick to politics and leave the brisket to someone else.
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