The Fastest Ways To Annoy A Friendly Texan Right Now
Texans are a proud people with proud traditions. There's pretty much a right way and a wrong way to do everything -- and if you're wrong weren't not too shy about letting you know it.
Most of the time we are a fairly laid back people, but there are without a doubt a few ways to get us fired up. Here are The Top Ways To Annoy Friendly Texans Today Right Now
Calling a "coke" a "soda pop," or "pop." There's only two ways to refer to that sugary drink you're enjoying with your lunch, it's either "iced tea" or "a coke." Of course you can pick which coke you want, I prefer Dr Pepper.
Double dipping. While this is something that would annoy any civilized person, regardless of which region they grew up in always bears repeating.
When driving down the loop in any Texas city or town, or any backroad in between there's one way to really anger any Texan: change lanes without signaling. Use your blinkin' turn signal, folks.
And while were on the subject another sure fire way to grind a Texan's gears: just a crusin' in that left lane on I20 all the way to Dallas. You stay in the right lane except to pass, it's not hard to remember. There's nothing more annoying than having to pass someone using the right lane.
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The Fastest Ways To Annoy A Friendly Texan Right Now
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