I Hope You Were Good in East Texas Because You Could Get Coal for Christmas
There is the old cliché that if you haven't been the best during the year, Santa will fill your stocking with coal. Well, thanks to the magic of online ordering, you could send someone who has been bad this year, or you just don't like, a lump of coal for Christmas.
That Old Cliché
Our parents always told us, "you better be good or Santa will fill your stocking with coal." Well now, that could become a reality. For the mere price of $10 at kyforky.com, you can order an authentic piece of Kentucky coal to send to someone who hasn't been good or you just don't like. It will even come with the message of "Merry Christmas Butthole."
Great Prank Idea
Being the lover of pranks, I would do this just to send to friends just without the "Merry Christmas Butthole" message. But then, my friends would find that funny, too. I think it would be funnier if I included some other inside joke message to go with the coal. On the flip side, I would get a huge kick out of it if I received one of these in the mail from a friend.
Better Than Elf on the Shelf
For the parents that like to prank their kids, could you imagine the looks on their face when they reach into their stocking and pull out a piece of coal, followed by the real stocking stuffers, of course. I would get a huge laugh out of it for sure. I may do this to my niece and nephew. We'll see.
This would make a great white elephant gift for your company Christmas party, too.
The moral of this story: be good or you could get a lump of coal for Christmas.