The Ultimate Dating Script to Send to Men

If you're a single woman, there's a high probability, like 99.999%, that you've run into a man who doesn't want to date you, he just wants to 'play.' If that's where you are in life and you don't mind that, good for you. I'm not there. Sure, I want to have fun, but I DESERVE more. Don't let him reduce you to a body part. Send him this instead!

Now, I can't take credit for this manifesto, it's a compilation that's been revised countless times by my single female friends and I expect you to do the same if the need arises! Feel free to copy and paste!

Insert name here,

I'm going to tell you something about women. Most single ladies have more than one man messaging them. I'm not trying to flatter myself here or be conceited, it's the truth. If you're a woman and you want to have sex, you can, with little to no effort. It's actually more work to dodge men like you. Despite what you may think, women would like to be treated as more than a receptacle. The only chance you have of 'stimulating' me is if you stimulate my mind first. You're the 3rd guy to try and get with this today... and it's not even 11 am yet. I'm sorry, but you're going to have to bring something else to the table. Good luck in your future endeavors and have a lovely rest of your day!

See how that works for you ladies! Don't let 'em get you down. You're worth more than that. Don't settle!