Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Liam Hemsworth Punches a Dude in the Face for Casting the First Stone
Picture this.
You're Liam Hemsworth. You're engaged to Miley Cyrus. You've been drinking all night and are thus hammered. You think someone throws a rock at you. What do you do?
Punch him in the face. Derp.
Lindsay Lohan Can’t Even Afford to Live in Her Storage Locker
Seems Lindsay Lohan's cash flow problems aren't getting any better. She can't afford her crib and she's even selling her clothes -- and now her storage unit is being auctioned off because she's way behind on the monthly rental fees.
Get on this, A&E. This could be your highest rated episode of 'Storage Wars' yet.
Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Was Revoked and It Probably Won’t Matter a Bit
Lindsay Lohan's probation was revoked (as predicted) and a hearing has been set to see whether she'll have to go to jail .
LOL JK we know that won't happen.
Adolescents with Questionable Taste Make Justin Bieber This Year’s Most Tweeted-About Celeb
He may not have been nominated for any Grammys or topped this year's Google searches, but at least tween sensation Justin Bieber won where it really counts: on Twitter. But since at least half those tweets were probably mocking him or lamenting his breakup with Selena Gomez, we're not entirely sure that's much of a win after all.
It’s Come to This: Lindsay Lohan Is Selling Off Her Used Clothes to Raise Money
We're guessing the cash flow situation for Lindsay Lohan is pretty dire, since she recently dispatched younger sister Ali to sell off her used clothing, shoes and accessories, presumably to raise money for her enormous tax bill.
Alms for the poor ... alms for the poor ...
Jessica Simpson Is About to Get Fat Again and Weight Watchers Wants No Part of It
She may be the face of Weight Watchers for now, but the second Jessica Simpson starts blowing up with that pregnancy weight, she might be dropped like a sack of potatoes.
And at around five Weight Watchers points each, that's a whole lotta potatoes.
Demi Moore Can’t Be Hitting On Lenny Kravitz. He’s Way Too Old for Her. [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
Demi Moore got frisky at a Chanel beach party on Wednesday, chugging back Red Bull, hogging all the attention with her dance moves and just generally acting like a drunken college girl at a kegger -- all while her celebrity pals watched in amusement.
Or horror. Still up in the air on that one.
Wendy Williams Does Not Think Beyonce Is Smarter Than a Fifth-Grader
On 'The Wendy Williams Show,' the namesake host discussed Beyonce's new documentary and how thankful she is for closed captioning so she can understand the words coming out of the star's grade school-educated mouth.
Daaaaamn.
Frankie Muniz Isn’t Even 30 Yet and He’s Already Having Strokes
You may or may not remember a 'Malcolm in the Middle' episode where Malcolm, played by a much younger Frankie Muniz, suffered from the noted old-man ailment of peptic ulcers.
Now it seems the former child star is following in his fictional character's footsteps after being taken to the hospital for a "mini-stroke" at the ripe old age of 26.
Eminem’s Daughter Deletes Her Twitter Account After Calling Taylor Swift a ‘Whore’ [UPDATED]
Dear Taylor Swift,
Hailie Scott Mathers here. You may know me better as Eminem's daughter. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you to STOP BEING SUCH A WHORE!
Hugs and kisses,
Hailie
Stephen Colbert + Sir Ian McKellen Kick Off ‘Hobbit Week’ In Hardcore Nerd Style [VIDEO]
Cormamin lindua ele lle, Stephen Colbert. That's Elvish for "Stephen Colbert, you are the coolest man on this or any other planet." Except that's definitely not how you say that in Elvish.
In celebration of the upcoming release of 'The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey,' uber-nerd and enormous J.R.R. Tolkien fan Colbert is holding a special Hobbit-themed week on his show 'The Colbert Repor
Meet Your Next Maybe-Possible Celebrity Politician: Ashley Judd
Ronald Reagan, Al Franken, Clint Eastwood, Sonny Bono and the cast of 'Predator' have all gone from celebrities to elected officials, and they may be adding one more to their ranks: Ashley Judd.