Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Robert Pattinson + Jimmy Fallon Have a Water Fight Even We Found Adorable [VIDEO]
We admit we tool on Robert Pattinson pretty hard around here sometimes, but it's less about him and more about his taste in women and the annoying movie franchise that is 'Twilight.'
But in his Nov. 8 appearance on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' he was kind of adorable -- even to us -- when he gamely climbed into a big wooden tub and had a water fight with Fallon.
Pregnancy Rumors Do Not Make Babies Appear in Jennifer Aniston’s Womb
Hey, guess what? Jennifer Aniston still isn't pregnant.
Stop trying to knock her up, internet. That's not how babies are made.
Today in Lindsay Lohan: Vindictive Cops + Poorly-Trained Assistants
It's so hard to find good help willing to commit misdemeanors these days.
Lindsay Lohan once again finds herself in hot water (where she soaks) as the story involving the car crash she caused yet lied to police about continues to spin out of control.
We keep waiting for it to become sentient. It's been a very long wait.
Rihanna’s Crushingly Low Self-Esteem Got Naked Again [PHOTO]
In another photo taken by a mystery camera-person, Rihanna has once again shown us she's not shy. This time she appeared in only the jewelry, lingerie and shoes from her Victoria Secret Fashion Show performance on Wednesday night.
Miley Cyrus + Liam Hemsworth Will Inexplicably Have a Silly Trio of Weddings
One wedding? That's for poor people. Two weddings? That's silly. Because why have two when you can have three?
Seems that's what Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are thinking, at least according to her father -- whom you may know better as Billy Ray Cyrus.
Kristen Stewart Likes to ‘Keep ‘Em Guessing’ About Robert Pattinson
Nothing like some evasive answers from Kristen Stewart about her possible reunited status with on-again, off-again boyfriend Robert Pattinson to keep people talking -- which could be why the sour-faced actress side-stepped questions and refused to give straight answers about their relationship during a recent 'Today Show' interview about the last film in the 'Twilight Saga'.
Britney Spears In Talks to Have Someone Else Write Her First Novel
Britney Spears may soon be able to add "author" to her resume, because she's currently in talks to write her first novel. Just imagine her future book joining the shelves beside literary greats like Jane Austen, James Joyce, Oscar Wilde, Dorothy Parker and Henry James.
Now imagine all those authors screaming in horror from the Great Beyond.
‘Jersey Shore’ Cast to Reunite for MTV Hurricane Sandy Fundraiser
Those humanitarians on the cast of the 'Jersey Shore' are known for saving the world one drunk and disorderly at a time, but when Hurricane Sandy struck and destroyed much of the East Coast -- including their beloved Seaside Heights -- the gang put aside their GTL routine to actually do something philanthropic.
(They'll know what that means once they look it up.)
Rihanna + Katy Perry Allegedly Spatting About the Worthless Chris Brown
Unlikely BFFs and singers Katy Perry and Rihanna are reportedly having a bit of a tiff right now over a man. And not in the usual way women fight over men in soap operas and sitcoms -- this stems from Rihanna letting abusive ex-boyfriend Chris Brown back in her life.
Lindsay Lohan Could Go to Jail for Being the Lying Liar She Is
Lindsay Lohan is in trouble yet again -- NO! -- this time for lying to the boys in blue about her June car accident along the Pacific Coast Highway. A wreck she claimed wasn't her fault.
Do tell us more, Lindsay.
Channing Tatum Will Be Crowned 2012’s Sexiest Man Alive. Probably.
A lot of factors go into choosing PEOPLE magazine's Sexiest Man Alive -- everything from visibility in the media to how much handsome was bestowed upon you at birth. And, oh yeah, a rockin' bod definitely doesn't hurt.
But this year, the factors considered seemed to come down to one: The level of attractiveness while wearing a tie without a shirt and doing it beautifully. Which is probably why 'Ma
Khloe Kardashian’s See-Through Top Produces Predictable Nip-Slip on ‘X Factor’ [PHOTOS]
Reality star Khloe Kardashian now has a new skill to add to her resume: nippliest co-host on the 'X Factor.'
In her first appearance on the show, the Kardashian who doesn't look like the other Kardashians took to the stage braless in a sheer top, seemingly unaware or unconcerned that no one was talking to her face. But she's probably used to that.